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Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension

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  • 12:30 pm  | 
  • Wired November 2011

Time traveling is serious business: For every hot tub waiting to transport you to the hair-sprayed ’80s, there’s a gravity drive that can take you to hell and back (and maybe not really “back”). Chance favors the prepared mind, and Hollywood’s time travel excursions have produced a dossier of useful tips for future (or past!) adventurers to live by. Here’s a list of things to remember when you’re skipping through spacetime.

 

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Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Marty McFly Back to the Future No matter how hot your mom was, you should not sleep with her. Also: Van Halen is timeless. Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension   Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension
Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Kyle Reese The Terminator Now if a friend‘s hot mom tries to seduce you in the past, go with it. You’re probably your friend’s father anyway.   Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension
Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Phil Connors Groundhog Day The universe really does revolve around you. And watch out for that puddle.   Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension
The Time Bandits Time Bandits Having a map of every temporal anomaly in the universe does not necessarily mean you know where you are going. Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension  
Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Bill and Ted Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure Be excellent to each other.     Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension
Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Donnie Darko Donnie Darko Want to relive your youth? Remember: It was awkward. Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension  
Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Friends in the Hot Tub Time Machine Hot Tub Time Machine Want to relive your youth? Remember: It was fun.   Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension  
Hermione Granger Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban It doesn’t matter how much of a grind you are. Using a time-travel necklace just to do homework is lame.   Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension  
Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Ash Army of Darkness Having a crisis? Find a chain saw. Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension    
Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension James Cole 12 Monkeys If you are a time traveler from a postapocalyptic future you should maybe keep that a secret, because they will throw your butt in the nuthouse. Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension    
Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Fry Futurama Do not ditch your closeted gramps at an A-bomb test site and then console his girlfriend by schtupping her, thus becoming your own grandfather.     Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension
Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Spock Star Trek Time travel: Good for passing a torch and ensuring the death of your best pal’s true love.   Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension
Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension Gil Midnight in Paris Whatever time you’re in, there’s a better time somewhere else. Also: Picasso had great taste, and Zelda Fitzgerald was seriously nutso.     Lessons From Hollywood's Trips Through the 4th Dimension
Abe Primer When traveling through time, you should … er, we mean don’t … or rather … Huh. We have no idea.      

Spock: Getty; Others: Everett

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